IT’S A JOB INTERVIEW, STUPID

October 6th 2008

There’s an alarming trend that really has to stop right now. That is, complaining because the questions aren’t given out in advance of the test. I speak specifically about Veep-nominee Sarah Palin. She has been complaining that the interview questions have been too tough. She wants to know the questions BEFORE the interview.

In case you hadn’t noticed, Mrs. Palin, you are being interviewed for a JOB. I don’t get the questions before I go in the door of a company to apply for a job. Readers, do you? Anyone?

Buck up, there, Sarah. Applying to run the country doesn’t come with an open-book exam. Stop whining because the employers (that would be us taxpayers) aren’t giving you a wink and the answers to the quiz.

So if someone asks what you read, that is not a “GOTCHA” question. Neither, by the way, is asking the chief executive of a state to explain how she would handle an economic problem.

I am betting that you’ll need qualifications you’ve never even heard of to perform the job of vice president well. So let me make it clear: You are applying, there’s competition, we are vetting you. Get over it.

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Hold Onto Your Job in ‘Bama

May 12th 2008

Guess which state gives unemployed people the least amount of money when they lose their jobs?

That would be Mississippi, which gives a maximum amount of $210 weekly. (Most people get much less.)
But that shameful amount is followed by my home state of Alabama, now giving jobless workers a maximum of $235, even if it’s not their fault because the factory owner sent the plant overseas to Malaysia or China.
But wait, there’s HOPE!
Our fine Legislature gave final approval last week to a package of three bills that raised  the state’s maximum weekly benefit for jobless workers to $255, starting this  July. That’s right, you parent of three kids: you can get up to $255 a week when the factory closes.
What a relief, eh? But guess what???  Heh, heh, heh. That amount of money may be considered TOO HIGH for your kids to get Medicaid health care! So whoopee! The lawmakers in their infinite wisdom have given you a raise and taken away one of your safety nets.

An Associated Press report informs us that Alabama’s current maximum weekly benefit of $235 is 49th in the nation. Slightly ahead of Alabama are Arizona (John McCain’s home state) at $240 and Louisiana, at $258. Does John know what it means to live on $240 a week if you have dependents? Should he maybe be questioned about this?

The increase in Alabama’s maximum weekly benefits brings Alabama’s unemployment compensation program in compliance with federal law.
THIS MEANS THE ALABAMA LEGISLATURE HAD TO PASS THE LAW.  So in case you thought our lawmakers were doing this out of some sense of fair play and enlightenment, fahgeddaboudit.
They HAD TO.

Oh, and the law creates a one-week break in jobless benefits. Our neighbors, Georgia and Kentucky, do not make a wage-earner wait for a week to get the pittance.

JOBLESS MOTHER: I need a paycheck.
LAWMAKER: You should have thought about that before you lost your job, Missy.
JOBLESS MOTHER: They closed the factory. I didn’t have a say in the matter.
LAWMAKER: You should have thought about that before you went to work at that particular factory.
JOBLESS MOTHER: That was 15 years ago. Who knew Vanity Fair bras and underwear would be sent to China?
LAWMAKER: You should have known before you had two children, in that case.
JOBLESS MOTHER: Well, if you had taught me something useful on that subject instead of ABSTINENCE ONLY, I might have been able to get a higher education and become a surgeon.

By the way, the total amount of benefits that can be paid — 26 weeks — remains the same as before.  That would be okay if Alabama had a booming economy and workers could segue from one job into another with relative ease or some months of retraining.
But that’s not the case. An astounding number of plants have closed here and gone offshore.
So an unemployed textile worker or coal refinery worker must drive from one low-paying McDonald’s to the next low-paying Burger King to apply for work, all the while spending $4 per gallon.
The moral of this tale: Hold on to your job at all costs if you live in Alabama.

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Thoughts on a Brokered Convention

April 17th 2008

With each passing Democratic primary, I’ve been led to believe that a definitive answer would somehow emerge and we would know for sure who the Democratic nominee would be. Surely to God, I thought, if she loses the Texas and Ohio primaries she’ll bow out. Or, he’ll bow out.
But no. Barring a miracle next Tuesday (April 22) in Pennsylvania, we will be treated to the worst of all possible outcomes: A brokered convention. Clinton and Obama will drag each other, kicking and screaming and bickering all the way to a bloody finish line that will satisfy no one. Certainly not me.

This is not an original thought, by any means, but it is the thought that I wake up with in the wee hours of the morning (just after I realize I need to pee):  If it will take the superdelegates to decide this mess, then why have the candidates spent half a billion dollars on ads and campaigns? I mean, why not just go straight to convention and let the superdelegates hand us a candidate?
This past year has been one of excesses. Money, vitriol, endless debates. Volumes have been written and spoken, and for what? So that we could watch the final Philadelphia debate descend into trivia like, why doesn’t Obama wear a flag pin? Why did Hillary lie about her trip to Bosnia 15 years ago? (And yes, honey, she DID lie, even though she bats her lashes and says, “I misspoke.”)
Aaargh! I am so tired of those two. And the other guy, doddering on the brink of old age with his WW II mentality — is that the best the Republicans had to offer? 
I wish we could roll back time to the week before Gore won Florida only to have Bush steal it away. I wish we could somehow warn Floridians about the defective ballots. 
What an ice cream social a Gore America would have been compared to Bush’s America.
I know I’ve said this before, and yet I feel like no one believes it. If all the millions of passionate and first-time Obama voters watch the convention and see that their votes did NOT count, if they see the old party hacks crown Hillary, they well may never vote Democrat again.
If all the voters who chose Hillary see Obama annointed at the convention by their own state leaders, do they not have the right to scream blue murder?
Who is going to be happy when the dust settles?

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Alabama’s Village Idiots, Part 4

April 17th 2008

A decent bill has a fair chance of passing the Alabama Legislature in the next week or so, mirabile dictu! But so does a stupid bill. You decide.First, the good bill. It would remove the sales tax on food for an individual shopper. (Restaurants and corporations would still pay a food tax.) The House has already voted 63-38 to let state voters decide whether to take the 4 percent state sales tax off groceries. Next, the Senate must agree. Then the issue would be on the November ballot.Now you might wonder, why does this need to go to the voters? Why can’t the Legislature just insert the knife and cut out the regressive tax?
Most states would do just that.
But nooooo.  Not Alabama.
See, we have a state constitution drafted in 1901 that, due to political wrangling at the time, prevents lawmakers from taking steps to actually GOVERN the state. Instead, the question of removing a tax requires a cumbersome  constitutional amendment for the voters to decide.
So we have to endure seven more months of rising food prices taxed at 4 percent until the referendum.

I have said it before and will say it again until we get a new state constitution: Don’t move to Alabama if you can help it. The illogical contradictions of this place can make you crazy. 
But meanwhile, our lawmakers are considering a stupid bill.
It would bar “People convicted of crimes involving moral turpitude” from seeking elected city or county offices in Mobile
County. Never mind that this bill would rob us of many colorful characters. 
Worse, the legislators cannot agree on exactly what constitutes such a crime.  The Mobile Register newspaper reports this quote: “Moral turpitude can be anything the court decides,” said Rep. James Buskey, D-Mobile.  And this: “For shaking loose change in their pockets,” added fellow Mobile Democratic Rep. Joseph Mitchell.
That about sums up my feelings. I’ve never been a fan of turpitude of any kind, moral or otherwise. Let’s keep it as vague and far-reaching as possible, what the hell!But wait!  Rep. Jim Barton, R-Mobile, a sponsor of the bill, said he thought the law would apply to crimes such as solicitation of prostitutes, driving under the influence of alcohol and possession of drug paraphernalia.I say, why stop at paraphernalia? Let’s go full tilt and include: Owning a still, growing poppies and keeping hypodermic syringes around the house.
By Gum, let’s drum turpitude out of Alabama, once and forever.

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Congress and the Corporate Teat

April 5th 2008

Here’s an eye-opening web address:  http://change-congress.org:80/

Go there, click on your Congressional district on the map and see how much bundled money your representative is getting. What is bundled money? It’s money collected from different corporations and lobbyists by a political action committee, or PAC, that hides who the true giver is.

For example, large coal and methane producers might form a PAC, give it a name like “Energy PAC, ” throw in a half million each and VOILA!  That’s a nice gift to a candidate at election time.

Why should we care? Because it is a way that special interest groups and powerful companies can get to your elected Reps and hold influence over them. For instance, the next time a clean-air bill comes up for a vote, Energy PAC might send a friendly reminder to the lawmaker about that campaign gift.

Could you or I compete? Do people who live near smokestacks get to play golf with Dennis Hastert and Mitt Romney? That’s a negative.

In Alabama, Artur Davis, a Democrat representing Birmingham, got 57 percent of his campaign moola from PACs. That kinda surprised me because Artur is so progressive — at least he talks the talk. None of ’Bama’s Congressmen took zero PAC money. A few, like the GOP’s Mike Rogers took less than a third of their campaign dollars from PACs. So, obviously, we in Dixie have a long way to go before we wean our politicians from the Big Corporation teat.

There is a movement to change Congress and to take the zero-PAC-money pledge. Good luck, right?  Some of the good guys include: Clyde Malloy of Florida’s 7th; John Driscoll out of Montana’s 1st; Josh Lanier from Georgia’s 1st. Current Virginia candidate Sam Rasoul had this to say in his video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HFhGJnVLnE

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Our Front-Loaded Primaries: Why They Hurt You and Me

February 25th 2008

As of today, Sunday, Feb. 24, 2008 Barack Obama has raised $132 million for his race and Hillary Clinton has raised $121 million. The television pundits are saying that she has not raised enough to compete.

Hello? When $121 million is not enough to carry a person forward in a race, you know something is rotten.
Stop for a moment and contemplate where those millions had to come from.

Then, contemplate how this long primary season leaves candidates open to more and more favors owed to big special interests.
Can’t make it through September? Thank you Gas and Oil Industry.

Need a little bump in January? Take a meeting with Big Pharmaceuticals. Strike a little deal: No ceiling on drug prices in the next health care reform package.

Got to buy 15 hours of prime time TV ads in the farm belt? Hello, Ethanol Makers.

But that’s not even my chief complaint.

What insults me more is that the front-loaded primary dates disanfranchise voters in the states that come after the Iowa, New Hampshire and Potomac primaries. When the results of the first three major vote-counts were in, my guy, John Edwards, bowed out. Ninety-five percent of voters never got a chance to vote for him or Denis Kucunich or Joe Biden.

This front-loaded system makes privileged, super-star voters out of those who go to the polls first.

They get wooed, wined and dined.

They get to meet the Clintons on their own front porches and town squares.

They get to sit in the glow of a winter fireplace sipping nog with Obama and Edwards, basking in the candidates’ desperate appeals for their approval. Farmers in Iowa and Yankees in New England get a seat at the banquet.
We get the scraps.

The current system of staggered voting dates not only lessens the choices of those who vote later; it not only makes beggars out of the candidates as the season drags on, it does one more dangerous thing to our Democracy [sic].

The current primary system has become a parimutuel horse race in which we bet on candidates and bet against others as the months wear on. Today, the pollsters announced the ODDS — as if this were the Preakness – between McCain and Clinton, and McCain and Obama.

In the figures given on nationwide television, the political bookies have declared the odds as follows: In a McCain-Clinton matchup, he beats her 48-40. But in a McCain-Obama matchup, Obama beats the GOP pale horse 48-40. Now, what Democratic voter in the remaining states of Texas and Ohio (both prized, delegate-rich states) wants to queer those odds?  With Obama named as the sure winner against McCain, will the remaining voters risk a chance on Clinton?

I think that’s perfidious.

Whether you like Clinton or not, you see that the system is weighted so that Democrat voters get frightened of making a genuine choice based on their genuine estimation  of her.

What? She would lose in the General Election against  McCain? Omigod, Ethel, we HAVE TO vote for Obama, then.”

This is a plea for an early, universal primary date. The parties would pick a long weekend in March, allowing workers on all shifts the time and place to participate. Results would be released as polls close at the same time, coast to coast.

Thus, we could choose from the complete slate of candidates: From Romney to Kucinich, all along the spectrum, all names would be on the ballots.

Thus, with a short season of fundraising and spending, candidates would not need to go to the money well and draw from special interest groups.

Thus, there would be no presumptive winners or losers.

It would, as we love to say about elections in other nations, be a “free and fair election.”

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HR 1955 — Wow, McCarthy Would Love This

January 12th 2008

If you do not believe this country is in a new era of McCarthyism, take a moment to review a piece of legislation in the United States House of Representatives right now.

Its number is HR1955. Its name is the Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007. The Congress wants to step up the hunt for subversives within our own borders. Call them Terrorists, if you want. But if instead you substitute the words “Reds” or “Commies,” voila! You’ll be back in the dark days of the 1950s when government agents infiltrated political meetings and lectures, union meetings and gatherings of all sorts to keep a close watch on neighbors and even family members.

The one-two punch of J. Edgar
Hoover at the FBI and Joe McCarthy in the House put free speech and assembly under lock and key. It also caused an atmosphere of suspicion and fear throughout
America.  Today, we have two crazy men in the White House and a compliant Congress. How easy to once again, have people looking under beds for terrorists and their plots.

Currently, there are four versions of HR1955 in the works. You can read the full text of HR 1955 yourself, and I urge you to do so.

What makes this so dangerous, in my view, is that it is an incremental change toward approved spying on free speech and free assembly and even free thought, as it was originally worded. But cleverly, the bill puts the responsibility for surveillance of ordinary civilians on the individual 50 states.

Let me give a few details. HR 1955 was first introduced in April of last year. In September, 14 cosponsors signed on.  The bill has moved and is now in the Homeland Security [sic] Committee. Here is one abbreviated portion of it which asks for funds to parcel out to the various states.
Establishment- Subject to the requirements of this section, the Secretary shall establish a grant program to prevent radicalization and homegrown terrorism in the
United States.
Grants Authorized- The Secretary may award grants to States to enhance homeland security by preventing radicalization and homegrown terrorism in at-risk populations, as determined by the Secretary.
Purpose- The purpose of the grant program is to prevent, disrupt, and mitigate the effects of radicalization and prevent ideologically-based violence and homegrown terrorism in the
United States.
Grant Eligibility- Any State shall be eligible to apply for a grant …

Use of Funds- Grants awarded under this section shall be used by the States to award to agencies and organizations, including but not limited to, social services agencies, community-based groups, educational institutions and non-governmental organizations as sub-grantees to address radicalization and homegrown terrorism by….. developing best practices, standards and protocols to conduct outreach to various populations that are at-risk for radicalization and homegrown terrorism; ……. and any other uses determined by the Secretary to be necessary to prevent radicalization and homegrown terrorism…
UNDER HR 1955, PEACE PROTEST ORGANIZATIONS COULD BE INFILTRATED AND SHUT DOWN.
UNDER HR 1955, UNION ORGANIZING, STRIKE PLANNING, THE TEACHING OF CERTAIN SUBJECTS IN UNIVERSITIES and many other types of daily assemblies and activities could become targets of domestic spying.
All this bill needs, now, is a beetle-browed, balding, nasty man to question you about your affiliations and fellow travelers.

Here are the names of the sponsors of HR 1955. Each name is followed by the state and the Congressional district number.
Original Sponsors: Rep Harman, Jane [CA-36] and Rep Reichert, David G. [WA-8] (introduced 4/19/2007)
COSPONSORS:
Rep Carney, Christopher P. [PA-10]  
Rep Christensen, Donna M. [VI]  
Rep Clarke, Yvette D. [NY-11]
Rep Dent, Charles W. [PA-15]
Rep Dicks, Norman D. [WA-6]  
Rep Green, Al [TX-9]  
Rep Langevin, James R. [RI-2]  
Rep Lofgren, Zoe [CA-16]  
Rep Lowey, Nita M. [NY-18]
Rep Lungren, Daniel E. [CA-3]  
Rep Perlmutter, Ed [CO-7]
Rep Poe, Ted [TX-2]  
Rep Thompson, Bennie G. [MS-2]

To see HR1955 go online to: http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c110:H.R.1955:

 

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SweeneyTodd: Slash and Repeat

December 22nd 2007

I will say up front that I am a girl who likes her movies noir.

On my top-picks list are The Grifters, The Last Seduction, Apocalypse Now and the Coen Brothers’ murder saga, Blood Simple. So you would think that I’d be enamored of this season’s top-rated “Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street.”
Alas, even I, who have the stomach for pert near everything grim, had to turn my head for about 20 percent of this movie. It is unrelentingly dark.

 

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Take the plot, an unbroken line of negativity. A man is falsely imprisoned, loses his wife and daughter in the process, spends the years behind bars plotting revenge on the man who engineered his arrest, returns home to commit dozens of grisly murders by straight razor and dies in the end. You see what I mean? 

The set and art design of the film are director Tim Burton’s, and if you’ve seen his other movies, you know that the brightest color in the film will be navy blue. Yes, Olde London was a dank and dark place, to be sure. In Burton’s hands, the film has the appearance of having been shot in black and white and then slightly colorized. And yet, in reevaluating the movie on the drive home, it was to
Burton’s haunting, bleak sets that I gave highest marks.

As a musical, Sweeney Todd has brilliant lyrics but music that is forgotten as soon as a number is over. (With maybe the exception of the sweetly melodic song, “Not While I’m Around.”) Some of the original Broadway tunes (Stephen Sondheim music and lyrics) have been cut. It is of little importance that Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter don’t have trained voices. These are songs designed to be acted more so than sung. Alan Rickman, as Sweeney’s nemesis, has a lovely baritone and Sasha Baron Cohen (as the rival barber Adolfo Pirelli), sings his part sufficiently well.
Cohen, late of Borat, manages somehow to be costumed in a highly elastic-looking jumpsuit that shows the outline of private parts. Quite anachronistic in Victorian-era
London.

Brooding, morose, angry and vengeful are the four moods of Sweeney Todd, and Johnny Depp does them well.  I have no quibble with the acting or the pace of the movie, although things slowed for me every time a romantic boy-meets-girl subplot took over. So what is the problem with this movie?

It is that, after one throat is slit in the barber chair and we see the spurting blood (a geyser in some cases), do we really need to see 11 more throat cuttings? Sweeney’s singleminded rampage is too predictable: Get someone in the barber chair, strop the razor and slash, slash, slash.

Repeat, repeat, repeat.

I guess that is all you really can do with a story line that has one single trajectory. I have to differ from the newspaper critics who adored this movie.

 Strange as it sounds, the violence bored me in the end.

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Sweet Jesus, Huckabee Again!

December 19th 2007

Did I not warn y’all?
Did I not TELL YOU that Mike Huckabee is the most dangerous man to progressives and Democrats? 

Here it is, 3 weeks since my last blog. Now, Huckabee has disarmed his closest competitors in the Republican horse race by doing the Jimmy Stewart thing. He put on a sweater and sat in front of a Christmas tree and turned on that famous Huckabee charm in a Christmas video.
He did it IN THE MIDST of attack ads by Mitt Romney!  And he did not fire back! He just told us all that the reason for the season is the birth of Christ. He turned the other cheek to his enemies. He came across CHRISTLIKE!

Ohhh, my friends, he is not just winning the hearts and minds of evangelicals.
He is winning the hearts and minds of every GOP voter who is already sick and tired of the campaign nattering.
He is going to win the whole ball of string, the Republican nomination in 2008, on my word of honor.
Ron Paul was actually the first to come out with a holiday ad, but no one seemed to care because Ron  was not under attack. Good for you, Ron. It’s a nice friendly ad.
By contrast Barack Obama’s holiday ad is stiff and forced-sounding. He, too, is posed in a Christmas-y setting with his family. But when he speaks his lines, to my ear he sounds like he’s still stumping.
Back to Mike Huckabee for one more second: Do not for a moment think that this man, who denies evolution and is a rock-ribbed Baptist, will truly honor separation of church and state if elected.
So if you care about those sorts of things, make it your life’s work in 2008 to see that this man does not sit in the Oval Office.
(Here is the NPR link to the Christmas ads)http://www.npr.org/blogs/news/2007/12/huckabees_wily_christmas_campa.html

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Why Mike Huckabee is Dangerous

November 29th 2007

Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee may be the most dangerous Republican candidate for president, if you are a Democratic Party voter. A Baptist preacher with loads of charm, he is the audio version of highly photogenic; he’s the sound-byte king.In last night’s debate among GOP contenders, the single sound byte picked up by networks worldwide and broadcast a hundred times was this exchange:
Questioner: What would Jesus do about the death penalty?
Huckabee: Jesus was too smart to run for public office, that’s what Jesus would do (followed by loud audience laughter and applause).
Mike Huckabee does not believe in evolution. Let’s pause a second and digest that………  Mike Huckabee played in a rock band so he has hip credentials and he is the master of the quick one-liner comeback.
Mike Huckabee does believe in doing something constructive about global warming. This makes him palatable to some people with concerns about the environment.
However: The Huckster is against a woman’s right to choose an abortion, and he opposes gay marriage.
That’s about par for the course for a man positioning himself as the one and only true option for Christian voters next November. But it also speaks to the type of Supreme Court justices he would appoint.Huck-man is, most of all, extremely likeable. I even like him. He played the quiz game “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me” on NPR not long ago and he cracked wise with Paula Poundstone and other comedians.
And likeable is important in this nation that adored Ron Reagan.
I mean, can you name ONE Democratic candidate at this time with whom you’d really like to be trapped in an elevator? Much as I love Dennis and Barack, I quite frankly would rather take that ride with Huckabee. (I would try to convince him that evolution is real and that women should be free to choose. It would be awkward.)
Huckabee is going to surge in the coming months. He is dangerous because he will give any Democratic candidate a real run for the money. Watch out.

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